When a gangstuh talks about, "going Old testomony on his ass," she probably means something like the stuff in Parshat Ki Tavo. As Moses final speech continues, he chases through with his theme of, "obey and be happy, disobey and suffer BIG day!" The threats in

that parsha makes Guantanamo seem like Club Med. It makes water boarding seem a shower massage. The good news is that like so many of YHWH’s threats, She didn’t go through with it… yet.

Original post by Aaron Freeman