Golda The Virgin

May 14th, 2007 | Category: Jewish Jokes

 

Abe and Golda are on their honeymoon. Golda turns to Abe in bed and says, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.â€? Shocked, Abe asks, “How can you be a virgin? I’m your fourth husband, you were married three times before!â€?

Golda responds, “My first husband, Max, was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was examine it.

My second husband, Hymie, was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. And my third husband, Izzy, was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was…..oy do I miss Izzy!â€?

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