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I love how political pundits and prognosticators change their mind every time a new poll comes out. Is this predicting or just poll reading? If these people are experts, shouldn’t they be predicting the polls instead? Here’s my take…  Read More →

  Clinton’s Criticism of Bush, commuting the sentence of “Scooterâ€? Libby. Bill Clinton, who essentially committed the same crime as Scooter Libby, but served no Jail time, criticizes Bush for commuting Libby’s Sentence. This same man who has... 

Funny…which one do you choose ?  Read More →

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ehud Olmert, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Olmert wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical... 

Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrives in a town in the Soviet Union . The townspeople line up at the town store to wait to be given their rations. After about an hour, a man comes out of the store and announces, “Comrades, I’m... 

  Abe and Golda are on their honeymoon. Golda turns to Abe in bed and says, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.â€? Shocked, Abe asks, “How can you be a virgin? I’m your fourth husband, you were married three times before!â€? Golda responds,... 

Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and 10 gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yalmuke, short pants, and high black sox with sandles.The first Texan says: My name is Roger,...