Archive for the 'Jewish Jokes' Category
Jackie Mason “Poles Are Always Right… Unless They’re Wrong” - Video
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I love how political pundits and prognosticators change their mind every time a new poll comes out. Is this predicting or just poll reading? If these people are experts, shouldn’t they be predicting the polls instead?
Here’s my take…
Jackie Mason “Oh… Pardon Me Mr. Clinton” - Video
Clinton’s Criticism of Bush, commuting the sentence of “Scooter” Libby.
Bill Clinton, who essentially committed the same crime as Scooter Libby, but served no Jail time, criticizes Bush for commuting Libby’s Sentence. This same man who has commuted and pardoned outright 4 times a…
iphone meet jphone - Video
Funny…which one do you choose ?
Golfing for God
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The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ehud Olmert, the leader of Israel.
“Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Olmert wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
The Pop…
Very Cold War
Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrives in a town in the Soviet Union . The townspeople line up at the town store to wait to be given their rations. After about an hour, a man comes out of the store and announces, “Comrades, I’m sorry to tell you, but there isn’t enough meat for ev…
*I think you mean LOLocaust
Oh did I get your attention? Good. What happened in Germany during the thirties and forties was a most flagitious crime. And I’m certainly not denying the pain and suffering of all of those lost or left behind to help us remember this atrocity. The stories that I’ve read about the SS doctor’s exper…
Golda The Virgin
Abe and Golda are on their honeymoon. Golda turns to Abe in bed and says, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.? Shocked, Abe asks, “How can you be a virgin? I’m your fourth husband, you were married three times before!?
Golda responds, “My first husband, Max, was a gynecologis…
Jewish Texan
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Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and 10 gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yalmuke, short pants, and high black sox with sandles.The first Texan says: My name is Roger, I have 2000 acres and 3,000 head of catt…















